My dogs. They didn’t cost that much to buy, but I’ve been paying for them since. We’ve two Tibetan terriers, Danny and Wilbur.

A bed from Savoir Beds. People spend loads of money on cars, but spend more of their lives sleeping than driving. The maths is wrong, if you ask me.

A picture: Cocky Patriot by Gilbert and George.

A black Russian terrier – I paid almost £4,000 for him.

I wanted to be a footballer and then a squash player – I was in with a chance because I was very good. But I fell out of love with that by 14 or 15 and joined a youth theatre.

Thinking about all the worst possible things: losing people, dying, how am I going to die? All that sort of stuff. I stay awake thinking about furniture and shoes as well. It’s not all death.

It’s hard to beat David Attenborough. Everything he does is quality. I like people who make me proud to be British.

When I am in Italy with the family, not thinking about work.

The Wimpy in Kingston when I was 16. I’d recently become vegetarian, and there weren’t many veggie burgers in 1988.

I say it a lot to my kids when I’ve lost my temper, and I’ll save up a big one for when they are 18.