When my bowels move freely and without complications.
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Omid Djalili
British stand-up comedian and actor
United Kingdom · b. 1965
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Omid Djalili, 44, is a British-born Iranian comedian. He had a string of successful shows at the Edinburgh festival in the 90s, and in 2005 had a sell-out nationwide tour with his No Agenda show. He has since made two series of The Omid Djalili Show for the BBC, played Fagin in the stage version of Oliver! and voiced a character in the Grand Theft Auto game. His film credits include Gladiator, Sex And The City 2 and The Infidel, which is out on DVD on Monday.
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The character of Frasier Crane – he's given me hours of laughter and an appreciation of the finer things in life.
Boothby Graffoe calling up to pester me into promoting his new album, available on Amazon and iTunes.
I had spinal meningitis when I was 13.
I'd edit out all the wrong people I surrounded myself with socially and professionally whom I thought I had to tolerate.
Sinatra's The Best Is Yet To Come.
Still being married to Annabel.
The concept of eternity.
Sending a text meant for my wife to Dara O'Briain by mistake, revealing myself to be a control freak.
The concept of New Labour.
To my 17-year-old daughter Isabella, whom I described in an interview last year as "keen on maths".
Overeating when stressed.
As a well-balanced and functioning thin man.
Vindictiveness and spite.
Jumping on the seats of a deserted carriage on a London-bound train from Canterbury in 1989.
Selling low-grade cookery books in west London office buildings.
"Which side shall I comb it over?"
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