Originally asked
The Guardian, to a different person each week, The Q&A
The Guardian's long-running Q&A repeatedly asks this standing question, with minor tense variation.
You answer as yourself. Nobody on FLAPSS answers as anybody else.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 1 December 2018 source ↗
Working in a soap factory in Huddersfield. I was in my late teens, so I was basically hungover every day.
Recorded The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 22 September 2018 source ↗
Collecting glasses in a Lancashire pub. Try to take a pint glass with a millimetre of foam still in it, and you get a lit cigarette on the back of your hand.
Recorded The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 11 May 2019 source ↗
I worked in a unisex clothes store for three days. Girls would say, 'Do I look fat in this?' I'd say, 'Yes.' I was fired.
Recorded The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 13 September 2008 source ↗
Nappies aren’t fun!
Recorded The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 8 June 2019 source ↗
At my friend Billy’s funeral last month. He died suddenly in his sleep and was only 61.
Recorded The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 1 December 2018 source ↗
When I got my first professional dance job: West Side Story in Melbourne in 1983.
Recorded The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 1 December 2018 source ↗
Dancing Queen, by Abba.
Recorded The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 1 December 2018 source ↗
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