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The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 15 June 2019 source ↗
When I was at school, I had a summer job where I had to buff blocks of plastic for a display unit. The factory only remembered to give us masks on day three.
At a pub in Rotherham. I was a really bad waitress and I ended up being demoted to chopping the potatoes and I even got fired from that.
Doing the bins while working for McDonald’s in west Ealing.
I was a waitress at a holiday camp. On a Wednesday afternoon all the guys used to pee into the rice pudding and we had to serve it to the customers.
Art. We have some Picassos and Diego Riveras.
When I feel that I am unprepared. Before a show I always have nightmares that I go out on stage naked.
My life is wonderful – I can’t ask for one more thing.
A song I wrote years ago called Remember Me With Love.
1 March 1991, when I got back on the stage almost a year after a road accident in our tour bus. I felt like I had climbed Mount Everest. That was euphoric.
Being able to communicate with people all over the world through my music.
Adam Kay, Adeel Akhtar, Adjoa Andoh, Adrian Dunbar, Adrian Edmondson, Aidan Gillen
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