Not being a professional footballer.
Recorded The Q&A, The Guardian, 12 October 2024 source ↗
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Not being a professional footballer.
Recorded The Q&A, The Guardian, 12 October 2024 source ↗
Never to have played at the National or the RSC.
Recorded The Q&A, The Guardian, 19 July 2025 source ↗
I didn’t get a part in a TV series for a writer that I’ve always wanted to work with, but I wasn’t right for it, if I’m truly honest.
Recorded The Q&A, The Guardian, 14 February 2026 source ↗
People who have ghosted me for my politics.
Recorded The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 7 August 2021 source ↗
My wife. As someone who is forever bored, I’m never bored with or of her.
Recorded The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 27 May 2017 source ↗
A ring for my wife.
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I sold double glazing in Stoke when I was 16. That was for two weeks. Other than that, I’ve never really had a “job”.
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I’m not qualified to explain how it feels when my wife gives me a certain look.
Recorded The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 27 May 2017 source ↗
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