I'd like to write my funeral song.
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We don’t play songs at funerals where I’m from, but if they had to – Michael Jackson’s Billie Jean.
Jeff Buckley's rendition of Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah.
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A wonderful, terribly exciting disease.
Nothing, I can sleep everywhere but an aeroplane.
To my teachers in high school - that I didn't punch them in the mouth for discouraging all my interests.
An unreadable wig.
Judgmental without investigation.
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