Basking in the sun.

It feels like a yearning but also a kind of overwhelming glowing out.

There are types: there is the world-being-comfortable type of love and there’s the lust-and-passion type of love – I think I like that one better.

Like you’ve got no other thought in your head.

To Kill a Mockingbird – I was meant to read it for an exam and I didn’t and I cheated. I was allowed to use a laptop to type my answers because I couldn’t see my writing, so I hid an electronic copy of the book on the laptop.

When I was losing my sight, I couldn’t see where I was going, and I went into an undertaker’s thinking it was a barber’s. I asked the undertaker whether he had many waiting.

A lot of awful gigs. You can’t become a successful comedian without dying on your arse more times than you can remember.

My college years when I was 17 to 19, before the responsibilities of adulthood, just doing the things that I was good at and liked – computers, maths, further maths (I was a geek).

I’m judgmental.

I was thrown out of a club by bouncers when I walked into somebody and told them that I was registered blind. They said: “Don’t give a fuck – you don’t belong in here.” As a straight white man, it gives you a taste of what other people have to contend with.