What is the worst job you have done?

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Recorded Marina Diamandis said elsewhere, not written here
Working at a petrol station.

The Q&A, The Guardian, 14 June 2025 source ↗

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Monty Don English horticulturist, broadcaster, and writer
I once had to dig a fire escape from a basement in a health club. It took two weeks.
Recorded The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 5 May 2018 source ↗
Melanie Chisholm British pop singer
Working in a chip shop when I was 16. I gave my friends massive portions, but the smell was gross.
Recorded The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 15 October 2016 source ↗
Rick Astley Singer, songwriter and radio presenter
I haven’t really had a job. I used to work at my dad’s garden centre in my late teens, but it was just messing around.
Recorded The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 20 October 2018 source ↗
Neil Gaiman Author of fiction, comics and screenplays
The only job I quit was, aged about 23, subediting a “men’s” magazine. My job was typing out readers’ pornographic fantasies. I started wishing people would reproduce by splitting down the middle.
Recorded The Q&A, The Guardian, 21 October 2023 source ↗

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