I haven't seen a ghost yet.

America – there are too many Americans.

Being continually overlooked in awards ceremonies and honours lists.

When Justin Bieber's management kicked us out of his rehearsal because they were afraid we'd laugh at him. I was actually super-excited.

I just encourage everybody who is going to vote to take the climate or the environment into account when they vote.

We just can't keep putting all this CO2 into the atmosphere, and we're so dependent on fossil fuels. We have five times more renewable energy in wind in North Dakota than we use in the United States. North Dakota could be the Saudi Arabia of wind!

I just encourage everybody who is going to vote to take the climate or the environment into account when they vote.

I just encourage everybody who is going to vote to take the climate or the environment into account when they vote.

I was working on 747 hydraulic systems, and my friends pressured me to enter a Steve Martin look-alike contest. I did not look like him, but I thought I understood what Martin was driving at. After I won, I started doing standup. I would work at the drawing board during the day, take a nap, and then do standup at night.

Jumping to conclusions. We all create hypotheses in undisciplined fashion, and then you have to go back and be intellectually disciplined.