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The Guardian, to a different person each week, The Q&A
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You answer as yourself. Nobody on FLAPSS answers as anybody else.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 24 January 2009 source ↗
Do you have 10 pages? Once, I was dancing in a costume that was like a corset. During a move, the corset ripped and exploded, and I had to carry on doing the number practically in my jockstrap.
Sending a text meant for my wife to Dara O'Briain by mistake, revealing myself to be a control freak.
I remember being a teenager and writing this romantic short story in the style of the Brontës on a computer and I didn’t realise that the person whose computer it was could just print it out. A group of boys had a couple of pages and they were all reading it.
If you’re a mother, you are embarrassing. Is that not just the way?
That I might have to do a normal job.
I'd have not sung along with Yellow Submarine in that infant school hall.
Original Pirate Material.
To my dad for not making it back to Birmingham to see him while I was in London doing The Streets.
We used to have one of those gat guns that shot pellets. My friend pretty much had the thing at point-blank range to my temple. It popped out and completed its trajectory about a millimetre from my head.
People who judge other people's actions on their own thought process.
Chris McCausland, Mark Radcliffe, Esther Freud, Lemn Sissay, Shobna Gulati, Daryl McCormack
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