The Wimpy in Kingston when I was 16. I’d recently become vegetarian, and there weren’t many veggie burgers in 1988.
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Helping to slaughter farmyard animals as a kid; watching while my aunties cut them up to get their guts out and seeing eggs floating around in the hens. That made me become a vegetarian.
A temp job at BT. I still have nightmares about ADSL lines. I still don’t know what one is. I would find myself on national conference calls being questioned about ADSL lines and told that the problem was in London. I would try not to breathe so they would forget I was there.
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Insanity. I am on a recovery programme – clean from drugs and drink for many years – and if I stopped doing all that stuff I’d go crazy pretty quick and pick up drugs again, because I was a real fucking addict.
My dad said, “You’re going nowhere.” I was seven or eight.
My brother Pete passing on in 2005.
Shakespeare said, “There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so” – I think that’s true.
Gerry Adams, because he’s got incredible integrity and vision, and he’s had to put up with so much flak.
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