Originally asked
The Guardian, to a different person each week, The Q&A
Asked in 52 of the 131 consecutive instalments of The Guardian's The Q&A harvested on 2026-08-29.
You answer as yourself. Nobody on FLAPSS answers as anybody else.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 29 December 2018 source ↗
I’m always happy. Ask Simon Cowell: he says if I had a tail, I’d wag it.
Recorded The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 2 September 2017 source ↗
Now. I feel wiser and calmer than I’ve ever been.
Recorded The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 8 April 2017 source ↗
On a caravan site on a farm in the Brecon Beacons when I was a kid. I have three sisters and every year we met family friends with kids the same age. We would go to the river and make rope swings and build dens. It was very Enid Blyton.
Recorded The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 4 September 2021 source ↗
I don’t tend to rank happy times.
Recorded The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 19 September 2015 source ↗
To Mark Smith, a boy we bullied at primary school. I’ve always felt terrible about it.
Recorded The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 29 December 2018 source ↗
I wanted to race cars.
Recorded The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 29 December 2018 source ↗
Getting all four kids to school in the morning.
Recorded The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 29 December 2018 source ↗
Stacey Dooley. She does incredible documentaries – in one, she took spoiled British kids to the Philippines to work in a factory. It’s exactly what my kids need to watch.
Recorded The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 29 December 2018 source ↗
My singing career.
Recorded The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 29 December 2018 source ↗
Abi Morgan, Abigail Breslin, Adam Kay, Adeel Akhtar, Adrian Dunbar, Adrian Edmondson
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