I was a floor model briefly at Bloomingdale’s in New York in 1979. I hated it. When no one was watching, I would lock myself in the toilet and read.
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I was a floor model briefly at Bloomingdale’s in New York in 1979. I hated it. When no one was watching, I would lock myself in the toilet and read.
Recorded The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 19 August 2017 source ↗
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Watching my children play together for hours when they were very young.
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Thank You For The Music by Abba.
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Warm and golden, and it smells delicious.
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