What is the worst job you have done?

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The Guardian, to a different person each week, The Q&A

The Guardian's long-running Q&A repeatedly asks this standing question, with minor tense variation.

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Recorded Elaine Paige said elsewhere, not written here
Maybe That’s Your Problem, a musical about premature ejaculation. It closed after only 18 performances.

The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 17 September 2016 source ↗

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Kiefer Sutherland British and Canadian actor
I’ve been lucky enough to act for 35 years. The only other job I had was as a cook at a drive-in restaurant, and I enjoyed that as well.
Recorded The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 23 September 2017 source ↗
James Norton English actor
I worked in the customer services department of a mobile phone gambling company and it was very depressing, because the people calling up were usually not happy.
Recorded The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 30 July 2022 source ↗
A lot of awful gigs. You can’t become a successful comedian without dying on your arse more times than you can remember.
Recorded The Q&A, The Guardian, 15 November 2025 source ↗
Paul McKenna British hypnotist and TV personality
I was a Harrods store detective for a day. I was so bad at it, one of the other detectives thought I looked suspicious and reported me.
Recorded The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 7 January 2023 source ↗

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