My college years when I was 17 to 19, before the responsibilities of adulthood, just doing the things that I was good at and liked – computers, maths, further maths (I was a geek).
Recorded The Q&A, The Guardian, 15 November 2025 source ↗
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Chris McCausland
b. 1977
Born in Liverpool, Chris McCausland, 48, became a software engineer before losing his sight in his 20s due to a genetic disorder. Forced to change careers, he worked in sales before turning to standup comedy in 2003. In 2024, he took part in Strictly Come Dancing and won. His waltz with professional Dianne Buswell was awarded the memorable moment Bafta in 2025. This year, he added more than 100 new dates to his theatre tour Yonks!, which runs until May 2026, and he has just published a memoir called Keep Laughing. He is married with one child and lives in London.
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I’m judgmental.
Recorded The Q&A, The Guardian, 15 November 2025 source ↗
When I was losing my sight, I couldn’t see where I was going, and I went into an undertaker’s thinking it was a barber’s. I asked the undertaker whether he had many waiting.
Recorded The Q&A, The Guardian, 15 November 2025 source ↗
Hard-working, resilient, irritating.
Recorded The Q&A, The Guardian, 15 November 2025 source ↗
To Kill a Mockingbird – I was meant to read it for an exam and I didn’t and I cheated. I was allowed to use a laptop to type my answers because I couldn’t see my writing, so I hid an electronic copy of the book on the laptop.
Recorded The Q&A, The Guardian, 15 November 2025 source ↗
I was thrown out of a club by bouncers when I walked into somebody and told them that I was registered blind. They said: “Don’t give a fuck – you don’t belong in here.” As a straight white man, it gives you a taste of what other people have to contend with.
Recorded The Q&A, The Guardian, 15 November 2025 source ↗
Loud and noisy.
Recorded The Q&A, The Guardian, 15 November 2025 source ↗
A lot of awful gigs. You can’t become a successful comedian without dying on your arse more times than you can remember.
Recorded The Q&A, The Guardian, 15 November 2025 source ↗
Strictly. I went into it thinking I would last two weeks!
Recorded The Q&A, The Guardian, 15 November 2025 source ↗
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