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The Guardian, to a different person each week, The Q&A
The Guardian's long-running Q&A repeatedly asks this standing question, with minor tense variation.
You answer as yourself. Nobody on FLAPSS answers as anybody else.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 31 March 2018 source ↗
Collecting glasses in a Lancashire pub. Try to take a pint glass with a millimetre of foam still in it, and you get a lit cigarette on the back of your hand.
I spent an advent in my late teens throttling turkeys.
There have been things within the Kaiser Chiefs I’ve hated – some corporate gigs that I didn’t feel good doing.
When I was doing A-levels, I worked in a factory that made homework diaries, which was fine until they banned talking and the radio.
To my Latin teacher – I was very naughty.
Swimming down the Thames on a full moon night 10 years ago. It was dangerous, but extremely joyful.
Never getting back to a size 12.
Having someone to love.
The plastics episode of Blue Planet.
An actor or a nun.
Adeel Akhtar, Adjoa Andoh, Adrian Dunbar, Adrian Edmondson, Aidan Gillen, Alison Steadman
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