What is the worst job you have done?

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Recorded Melissa McCarthy said elsewhere, not written here
I shucked oysters for a day without the proper knife or gloves. I had to go to hospital as I’d ripped my hands up. I can’t recommend it as a career option.

The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 26 January 2019 source ↗

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When I was younger, I signed up to a job agency and thought I would be doing secretarial work, but they assigned me to clean toilets in a factory in Oldham.
Recorded The Q&A, The Guardian, 25 October 2025 source ↗
Ralf Little English actor, writer, former semi-professional footballer
For two weeks I worked behind the players’ bar at Bolton Wanderers football club – footballers don’t tip.
Recorded The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 1 February 2020 source ↗
Bryn Terfel Welsh bass-baritone singer
I cleaned the toilets at the local pub every Saturday morning.
Recorded The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 23 November 2024 source ↗

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