Acting, when you don’t want to do it or you disagree with everything, is almost like having sex with someone you don’t like. I had one experience like that on stage, in a terrible version of The Cherry Orchard. I put on a wig, dark-coloured contacts and just hoped no one would recognise me.

I did work in retail while I was getting into presenting and the hours were long and you were always on your feet. It was good vibes, though.

At university, I worked at a hotel in housekeeping. We saw so many weird things in people’s rooms. Guests would leave sex and party stuff behind!

Working in a bottle factory, which lasted one day, and the Radio 1 breakfast show.

My A-level results - I got two Cs and an A. I had applied to do philosophy at Cambridge, and thought my life was over.

To be looked at.

Ten years ago, I went to visit my dad in Australia. I walked to the edge of a cliff and looked over and tripped. I righted myself but my head was over the edge. No one saw it.

I didn’t learn to be intimate with people until I was in my 20s, so I was a very bad friend in my teens. There was a girl I was best friends with at college; I always used to kiss the boys she liked. I’d like to apologise to her.

Nothing – I don’t like music. I want my funeral to be uncomfortably quiet.

I would be a bit nicer to myself.