I would build relationships. I would remember people’s significant moments. I would not fear closeness.
Recorded The Q&A, The Guardian, 14 October 2023 source ↗
Originally asked
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You answer as yourself. Nobody on FLAPSS answers as anybody else.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 4 February 2023 source ↗
I would build relationships. I would remember people’s significant moments. I would not fear closeness.
Recorded The Q&A, The Guardian, 14 October 2023 source ↗
All the times I was mean to someone.
Recorded The Q&A, The Guardian, 12 July 2025 source ↗
I would be a bit nicer to myself.
Recorded The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 28 July 2018 source ↗
I sent off the letter. I probably made a technical mistake by giving it to a journalist before hearing from the Prime Minister because this journalist was working for a Sunday newspaper and gave it enormous press, and I think quite rightly the Prime Minister was annoyed that I had not given him the opportunity but never mind.
Recorded Academy of Achievement interview source ↗
With great stories.
Recorded The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 4 February 2023 source ↗
I thought that I would become more mature about certain things, and it didn’t happen.
Recorded The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 4 February 2023 source ↗
That your life is only in this very second.
Recorded The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 4 February 2023 source ↗
I know I should be more evolved, but the person I would like to say sorry to I’m not ready to say sorry to yet.
Recorded The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 4 February 2023 source ↗
When I was starting out, in the early 90s, I had to fake an orgasm in a room full of male ad execs at an audition for a chocolate bar ad. It was grim.
Recorded The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 4 February 2023 source ↗
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