That I’ll never work again.
Recorded Vanity Fair, The Proust Questionnaire, Vanity Fair, May 2012 source ↗
Originally asked
Vanity Fair, to its interview subject, The Proust Questionnaire
The exact prompt is fixed in Vanity Fair's Proust Questionnaire and independently sustained in The Guardian's The Q&A over multiple decades.
You answer as yourself. Nobody on FLAPSS answers as anybody else.
Vanity Fair, The Proust Questionnaire, Vanity Fair, September 2020 source ↗
That I’ll never work again.
Recorded Vanity Fair, The Proust Questionnaire, Vanity Fair, May 2012 source ↗
That injustice, ignorance, and fascism win.
Recorded Vanity Fair, The Proust Questionnaire, Vanity Fair, September 2022 source ↗
Rats. We had one swim up our loo recently, it was horrific.
Recorded The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 30 July 2022 source ↗
My greatest fear is going out onstage and having the audience just stare at me.
Recorded Vanity Fair, The Proust Questionnaire, Vanity Fair, April 2017 source ↗
I’m walking down a street in New York, the sun is shining, I’m on my way to see friends who are chosen family—and I’ve just written a couple of pages that I like.
Recorded The Proust Questionnaire, Vanity Fair, 24 September 2020 source ↗
Sometimes when I’m on a plane, as I often am, the weather is rough and we’re worried about going down. I think: If I hold the hand of the person next to me, I’ll be holding everyone’s hand. Like my dear friend, the late Wilma Mankiller, principal chief of the Cherokee Nation, I want to know: I’m going to the other side of the mountain.
Recorded Vanity Fair, The Proust Questionnaire, Vanity Fair, 24 September 2020 source ↗
Since hostile people still call me a former Playboy Bunny, even at 82, I probably shouldn’t have done that in my youth, even to write an exposé. And since a couple of times they’ve also referred to me as a former CIA agent, because I went to two Soviet-era communist youth festivals, I probably shouldn’t have done that, either. Yet if I hadn’t done both, I might have judged other people by such empty symbols, too.
Recorded The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 4 March 2017 source ↗
I haven’t done it yet.
Recorded The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 4 March 2017 source ↗
I behaved badly with two old lovers. Years later, when I took one to lunch to apologise, it made it worse.
Recorded The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 4 March 2017 source ↗
I would love to have a good memory. I’m at an age when remembering something right away is as good as an orgasm.
Recorded The Proust Questionnaire, Vanity Fair, 24 September 2020 source ↗
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