A plane that I’m on plunging into the sea. Aside from that, pigeons.
Recorded The Q&A, The Guardian, 12 August 2023 source ↗
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You answer as yourself. Nobody on FLAPSS answers as anybody else.
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A plane that I’m on plunging into the sea. Aside from that, pigeons.
Recorded The Q&A, The Guardian, 12 August 2023 source ↗
Failure. I hate losing, particularly at football and politics. I play five-a-side every week – middle of midfield, barking orders. Some people say it’s the taking part that counts. I am not in that camp. It’s the winning that counts.
Recorded The Q&A, The Guardian, 19 August 2023 source ↗
Apathy, either from an audience, the people around me or myself.
Recorded The Q&A, The Guardian, 2 September 2023 source ↗
Losing my mind.
Recorded The Q&A, The Guardian, 9 September 2023 source ↗
Heights, and not getting along with people.
Recorded The Q&A, The Guardian, 30 September 2023 source ↗
That I can’t write.
Recorded The Q&A, The Guardian, 14 October 2023 source ↗
Ironically, it’s talking to hundreds of people in a room.
Recorded The Q&A, The Guardian, 28 October 2023 source ↗
Both my grandmother and my mother got dementia. My grandmother has passed away. My mother is in a home. Dementia is my biggest fear because it robs you of the very thing that makes life special.
Recorded The Q&A, The Guardian, 4 November 2023 source ↗
When I see older generations struggling with technology, I am afraid of it moving so quickly that I can’t use it.
Recorded The Q&A, The Guardian, 11 November 2023 source ↗
Being lost and no one wanting to find me.
Recorded The Q&A, The Guardian, 6 January 2024 source ↗
I don’t have a great fear of anything. I look at things with positive eyes.
Recorded The Q&A, The Guardian, 27 January 2024 source ↗
I am spooked by water underground, water in drains and water in machinery. I am very frightened of mill wheels.
Recorded The Q&A, The Guardian, 30 March 2024 source ↗
Slugs. And planetary annihilation.
Recorded The Q&A, The Guardian, 13 April 2024 source ↗
Being on my deathbed and realising I’d forgotten to treat each day as the miracle that it is.
Recorded The Q&A, The Guardian, 20 April 2024 source ↗
Being murdered – I listen to too many true-crime podcasts.
Recorded The Q&A, The Guardian, 27 April 2024 source ↗
When I was little, a couple of rapes took place in Glasgow. I remember my mum saying to walk in the middle of the pavement, and to this day I am very conscious of where I am.
Recorded The Q&A, The Guardian, 4 May 2024 source ↗
Those abduction situations where you’re packed in a bunker for 30 years.
Recorded The Q&A, The Guardian, 21 September 2024 source ↗
To be eaten by a shark.
Recorded The Q&A, The Guardian, 5 October 2024 source ↗
Failure, being caught out, making an idiot of myself.
Recorded The Q&A, The Guardian, 12 October 2024 source ↗
Losing my makeup bag.
Recorded The Q&A, The Guardian, 26 October 2024 source ↗
Nobody has answered this one yet.