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I decided I wanted a red convertible Jaguar, because I thought I would look the bee’s knees in it. The first time I drove it with the top down, it scared the shit out of me. After that, I only bought “mom” cars.
I don’t own a property. The carpet in our flat; it’s not fancy or anything.
An apocalypse escape vessel – a steel hull ice-capable sailing boat for all the family that has almost zero electronics and is manual operation throughout – armed with an array of weaponry.
I once bought the most expensive moisturiser in the shop and it brought me out in spots. Lesson learned.
Dying in a plane crash and having somebody else get top billing.
Not doing more movies.
Acting like the good little girl.
Glenn Miller's A String Of Pearls.
Worrying about my children.
My epitaph says: 'We'll make this a comedy yet.' I've already planned it.
Adam Clayton, Adeel Akhtar, Alex Jones, Alex Lawther, Alison Moyet, Alison Steadman
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