A lawyer. I did work experience and was sent to the public gallery at the high court. The man in the dock was a 50-year-old accused of buggering a cat on the Metropolitan line. I decided to become a musician instead.
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A dress designer.
Not a lawyer, which was what I told everyone, because my father wanted me to be one.
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