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Cleaning toilets in a hotel in Croydon when I was 16. A guest once gave me a half-eaten bag of pistachios as a tip, so there were perks.
I worked in the customer services department of a mobile phone gambling company and it was very depressing, because the people calling up were usually not happy.
I’ve enjoyed every single job, including working at my dad’s chicken shop selling potato gems (fried potato circles) to the surfer dudes.
Shooting hosiery on top of an iceberg and getting my backside stuck to it.
Possibly the fact that some of the stuff I’ve written will still be around after I’ve snuffed it.
When I was seven. I remember it as a golden time, long gone.
I would definitely change the way one or two relationships ended.
A painting by Tamara de Lempicka.
Adam Kay, Jack Whitehall, Paterson Joseph, Ann Patchett, Sara Pascoe, Jo Nesbø
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