I was always a watcher.
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I was always a watcher.
The Guardian, The Guardian, 27 December 2013 source ↗
I worked on a kibbutz in Israel and had to clean out the chicken run. It was like an oven. Inside were rows and rows of chickens that had been shitting for months – the whole floor was six inches deep in chicken shit.
Helping to slaughter farmyard animals as a kid; watching while my aunties cut them up to get their guts out and seeing eggs floating around in the hens. That made me become a vegetarian.
A kitchen porter at some big telecom office in Wimbledon. I was also a kitchen porter at L’Escargot and, while I was there, a model for Gilbert and George. It was a quick £15 and they were terribly nice.
Digging holes in Manchester in January.
Money.
Sharper knives.
I’d like a manoeuvre called after me, in the way Heimlich has.
I was always a watcher.
I was always a watcher.
I was always a watcher.
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