He knows who he is. I’ve apologised. I wish it made more difference.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 7 May 2016 source ↗
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Who deserves an apology from you, and for what?Originally asked
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He knows who he is. I’ve apologised. I wish it made more difference.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 7 May 2016 source ↗
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Martin Scorsese. I was, let’s say, slightly tactile with him during a Q&A; I was more nervous than I’ve been about anything. I kept tapping his knee, it might even have been bruised by the end.
To my brother. When he was a small boy, I made him urinate on an electric fence to see if liquid could really transmit electricity.
To my children, because their mum and dad’s relationship failed, and I know that has caused them great sadness.
Getting exactly what I wanted.
My own bad prose.
As not having been tiresome.
I would have taken more drugs.
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