I had dreams of becoming the first scouse pope. Unfortunately, the girls got to me first.
The Q&A, The Guardian, 10 January 2026 source ↗
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I had dreams of becoming the first scouse pope. Unfortunately, the girls got to me first.
The Q&A, The Guardian, 10 January 2026 source ↗
That rather assumes I have grown up.
An actor – that’s all I’ve ever wanted to do. I went to stage school when I was 13.
A ballerina. I remain rather disappointed that I became a rock star instead.
An actor. Then I grew out of that and became one by default. Or sort of one: “Not really an actor”, said Michael Billington.
Last Sunday when all the family came round to celebrate my 88th birthday. (Or was it Saturday. Or the week before, perhaps?)
I’m irritated by critics and academics who dismiss poetry that is popular, comprehensible or humorous.
Unimpeachable, nonpareil, self‑effacing.
That it will go on quite happily without me.
A lady came up to me in Tesco last year and said, “Excuse me, but didn’t you used to be Roger McGough?”
Losing track (see above).
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