I last shed a tear when my nephew, who is under 10, announced that he was learning the trombone. When I was about the same age and wanted to learn the trumpet, a music teacher said: “The trumpet isn’t for you. You’ve got too-thick lips.”
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I welled up a little when I was voted off Strictly.
On a plane, watching a movie.
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View profile →Again, too many times to mention, but probably being swung from the balcony at the top of the Columbia hotel in London by the bodyguard of a Saudi Arabian princess was fairly close.
My first car, three years ago – a Toyota Verso.
Like someone is hitting your heart with a cricket bat.
Making songs that are more famous than me.
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