I’ve got no patience.
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You answer as yourself. Nobody on FLAPSS answers as anybody else.
Vanity Fair, The Proust Questionnaire, Vanity Fair, November 2016 source ↗
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View all 252 →I very often set my heart on things – and if they don’t happen, I’m not great at dealing with disappointment.
Maxi-multitasking.
Thinking that I am less-than. That thinking is cunning, baffling, and insidious, and I must guard against it every hour of every day.
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View profile →Don’t romanticise your “vocation”. You can either write good sentences or you can’t. There is no “writer’s lifestyle”. All that matters is what you leave on the page.
I feel almost certain I don't know them. It would be one of these types who dedicate their lives to the welfare of others, whereas the people I tend to know are people making stories out of the dramas of themselves.
Protect the time and space in which you write. Keep everybody away from it, even the people who are most important to you.
Oblivious to the event or on the brink of a genuine religious conversion.
Violent death. Death generally.
Reading quietly, in high grass, among loved ones (who are also quietly reading). Followed by a boozy lunch.
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