When I was doing a masterclass at a theatre and I had to leave the stage because I was about to shit my pants.
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When I was doing a masterclass at a theatre and I had to leave the stage because I was about to shit my pants.
The Q&A, The Guardian, 28 February 2026 source ↗
In order to raise money to pay for myself to go to the National Youth Theatre, I performed a medley of my drama school speeches and some songs for my entire school. Considering I can’t sing, this was terrible. I did U Remind Me by Usher and Hey There Delilah by the Plain White T’s. They paid £2 each – basically, to laugh at me.
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I have a deep-rooted fear of being in trouble. I once tried to sneak into the back of a photography exhibition with my husband when one of our kids was in a pushchair. We’d arrived late and he suggested we go in through the gift shop and see the last room. As we poked our heads round the door, the security guard noticed us. I shouted, “That man’s trying to get in!”, then ran away.
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At university in the 60s, I thought social justice was going to improve exponentially. How wrong I was.
To my father, who was aggressively indifferent to what I was doing. He did say sorry to me when he was dying and I don’t think I was very gracious.
In despair, because of my wife’s illness.
The rest is silence.
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