My wife going on The Real Housewives of New York City.
Originally asked
Vanity Fair, to its interview subject, The Proust Questionnaire
The exact prompt is fixed in Vanity Fair's Proust Questionnaire and independently sustained in The Guardian's The Q&A over multiple decades.
You answer as yourself. Nobody on FLAPSS answers as anybody else.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 13 September 2008 source ↗
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Failure, being caught out, making an idiot of myself.
A world destroyed by science-denying mediocrity.
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A 'no' is free.
Just thinking about unsafe sex.
As a funny guy who surprised you once in a while.
That I live a life with no contact with arseholes.
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