Danish and British broadcaster, comedian and writer
Working on an assembly line in a plastics factory.
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Danish and British broadcaster, comedian and writer
Working on an assembly line in a plastics factory.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 3 March 2018 source ↗
The failed attempt at a home perm on myself in the 80s. I wanted to look like Kelly McGillis in Top Gun.
I worked in a TGI Fridays when I was 19 and came to London for the first time. It was absolutely horrible and I got fired after two weeks.
Working as the assistant to an agony aunt on a women’s magazine. When we didn’t get enough heartbreaking letters, we made them up.
When I was doing A-levels, I worked in a factory that made homework diaries, which was fine until they banned talking and the radio.
When I read the story of a blind, bisexual goose called Thomas who had died in New Zealand after a lifetime of love for a swan called Henry. It sounds ridiculous but is entirely true.
How about The Hokey Cokey? That’s always fun, especially if they’re carrying the coffin.
Bloody radiator keeps banging. I think it needs air releasing but I don’t have a bleeding key.
Any fashion designer whose clothes on me must have made them weep.
As having done my best.
My life won’t have full quality until we achieve equality for all.
Sue Perkins, Fran Lebowitz, Monty Don, Bernadine Evaristo, Jane Asher, Ronald Harwood
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