Nothing. I fell asleep while I was getting a shave. When I woke up, the barber said, “No one has ever fallen asleep with a razor at their throat.” And I was like, “Bro, I have three boys under five – I sleep when I can.”
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Rob Delaney
American comedian and actor
United States / United Kingdom · b. 1977
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Born in Massachusetts, Rob Delaney, 38, went to New York’s Tisch School of the Arts. He became a comedian and was named Funniest Person on Twitter by Comedy Central in 2012. His memoir – Mother. Wife. Sister. Human. Warrior. Falcon. Yardstick. Turban. Cabbage – was published the following year. With Sharon Horgan, he co-writes and co-stars in Catastrophe on Channel 4. He is married with three children and lives in London.
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