What is the worst job you have done?

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Recorded Chris Hoy said elsewhere, not written here
Delivering papers in the freezing cold for my granny. I got paid in Panini football stickers, so it wasn’t all bad.

The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 10 February 2018 source ↗

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Marc Almond English singer
In the school holidays, I worked at a soft drinks factory in Southport.
Recorded The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 4 November 2017 source ↗
Noel Clarke English actor and filmmaker
Cleaning the changing rooms at Kensington leisure centre from the age of 16.
Recorded The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 3 April 2021 source ↗
Rose McGowan American actress and activist
When I was 15, I conned my way into an office job at a company that represented makers of breast implants. The manager had a wart on the end of her tongue that she’d push against her teeth, making a very specific sound.
Recorded The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 8 December 2018 source ↗
Aidan Gillen Irish actor
Cleaning around the feet of John Malkovich with industrial carpet cleaner while he was trying to learn lines in the foyer of a theatre.
Recorded The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 6 May 2017 source ↗

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Question What is the part of your job that people would be surprised is most of your job? Craft & work
Those lactate sessions were the worst. I'd be in a lab on a turbo trainer and I'd do four 30-second efforts at 100% effort. It sounds so innocuous but the difference between 99% and 100% is huge. You can finish at 99% and you'll be hurting but if you push a tiny bit more – and that's the bit that makes the difference to your training – your legs just grind to a halt. It's like your engine is seizing up. My coach would unclip my feet and pull my leg over the saddle so I could just slide off onto a mat and curl up in a ball.
Recorded Cyclist, 27 July 2016 source ↗
Question When you feel overwhelmed or unfocused, what do you do? Daily life
The real problem is that the pain actually gets worse. You have created massive acidosis in your muscles so there is a huge quantity of hydrogen ions and the pH in your blood changes. For 15 minutes you lie there thinking, "God, this is really bad. I'm going to die. It has never been this bad before." And every time you think exactly the same thing. You have to lie to yourself by saying you're not doing a second set. Then, without moving for 15 minutes, almost to the second, I would roll over and think, "OK, I think I can do a second set now." During those sessions I have never felt more alive or so close to death.
Recorded Cyclist, 1 January 2018 source ↗

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