Not a child, which was short-sighted of me.
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View all 192 →I wanted to be a footballer at first, like any other Neapolitan kid.
For me, it was just a thrill. I just remember thinking at that time, this is the sort of thing I would like to do, if I could. I did not come from a family of scientists. My father was a lawyer, my older brother was a lawyer.
When I was seven I wanted to be a nun. When I was eight, I wanted to be a boy so that I could be anything I wanted. Also, of course, I wanted to be Samantha in Bewitched.
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View profile →I am going straight to cremation like David Bowie, so there would be no funeral.
It’s like digging a field together: it’s hard work, not very glamorous, but you can stand back and think, “We did that.”
I wish I’d told my mother that, in all the years I knew her, she was never once boring. We weren’t demonstrative, so that would have meant that I loved her.
Romantic love – what a con. (I do still believe in it.)
In my first job in film, a giant bloke dressed like a sumo wrestler asked me to get his G-string out of his arse. He said he couldn’t reach it.
The moment my daughter was born in 1999, because it took me seven years to conceive.
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