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The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 10 June 2023 source ↗
“You sing like a goat.” When I did my French album [Voila], this French woman – a supposed friend – said to my face: “It’s fantastic but, how come you sound like a chèvre?” It was like someone had hit me in the stomach.
“Next! We’re looking for somebody else.”
“You’re not funny.” I fully understand why my comedy might not be right for everyone, but don’t tell me, get on with your day!
Hasn’t happened yet, it’s coming.
With an international holiday.
Don’t overcook pasta.
My financial incompetence.
The best thing in the world.
My paso doble on Strictly Come Dancing would be hard to beat.
Technically, Ibiza 1990, because of the amount of ecstasy I’d taken.
Maggie O'Farrell, Adam Kay, Jack Whitehall, Rita Wilson, Jason Manford, Melanie Blatt
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