My kids, for the jokes. Some of them are pretty bad.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 24 February 2018 source ↗
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My kids, for the jokes. Some of them are pretty bad.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 24 February 2018 source ↗
Sorry, I’m British and middle class, so I’ve already apologised to virtually everybody I have ever met.
To all my teachers – I’m sorry I thought class was a paying audience.
Any fashion designer whose clothes on me must have made them weep.
Teachers at my school, for being such a smartarse.
On New Year’s day I was so hungover my hair actually hurt. I lay on the sofa with my daughter and we watched The Muppets for two hours and I cried with laughter.
Diamonds for my wife.
I am pretty happy right now. I have just got back from a dog walk. I have loads of nice work coming out. I am feeling pretty chipper.
A Yorkshire cricketer, but I wasn’t good enough.
Steven Spielberg. I can’t think of many people who have improved the human experience as much as that one man.
Leeds United signing a decent striker.
Romesh Ranganathan, Alice Eve, Karamo Brown, Liev Schreiber, Julie Andrews, Rhys Ifans
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