English actor, comedian, novelist and presenter
A gig in Chatham.
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English actor, comedian, novelist and presenter
A gig in Chatham.
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When I was three and had meningitis.
Again, too many times to mention, but probably being swung from the balcony at the top of the Columbia hotel in London by the bodyguard of a Saudi Arabian princess was fairly close.
About five years ago, a half-tonne tree branch fell and missed me by three feet.
When I was doing my gold swimming badge. I had to get undressed in a swimming pool and had forgotten my gym kit, so the teacher gave me a kit two sizes too small. In the water, I got my arms up over my head to get the shirt off and they locked. I sank to the bottom of the pool and sat there until a girl jumped in and dragged me back up again.
Sydney mardi gras, 1993.
My cold indifference towards discarded friends.
My education. Benedictine monks didn’t really prepare me for the life I have lived.
I’ve made some terrible remarks about people over the years in the interests of light entertainment, and I regret them all.
Running out of Molecule cologne.
Dame Joan Collins. She insists on being happy whatever is going on and, despite being a Tory, is a very caring person.
Carlos Acosta, Reggie Yates, Madhur Jaffrey, Noel Clarke, Charles Dance, Martin Clunes
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