I wouldn’t take back the drugs, but there are a few boyfriends that I’d edit out of my life.
Originally asked
The Guardian, to a different person each week, The Q&A
Repeated verbatim in The Guardian's long-running Saturday Q&A; two publisher-hosted examples establish recurrence.
You answer as yourself. Nobody on FLAPSS answers as anybody else.
The Q&A, The Guardian, 26 April 2025 source ↗
Others on this question
View all 205 →My drinking habits.
Some of those late nights.
I wasted a year doing nothing at 18. I got with a guy and just wanted to hang out. It didn’t do me any favours.
More from Milton Jones
View profile →Always trying to turn things into a joke.
When I hired two private detectives and got them to follow each other.
Not being able to laugh at themselves.
Quiet, sharp, clumsy.
By people smiling or shaking their heads. I’ll even take rolling their eyes.
Having conversations with young people who you remember being born.
More on failure & regret
- What has been your biggest disappointment? 369 answers
- Who most deserves an apology from you, and why? 209 answers
- What is the worst thing anyone has said to you? 124 answers
- Which moment embarrassed you most? 124 answers
- How has a failure, or apparent failure, set you up for later success? Do you have a favourite failure? 77 answers
- What is the hardest thing that has happened to you, and what did you carry out of it? 40 answers
Also answered this
Francesca Martinez, Alison Moyet, Erin O'Connor, Greg James, Bianca Jagger, Armistead Maupin
Search the directory for somebody in particular.
Explore further
- All failure & regret questions
- The The Q&A questionnaire — 25 questions from the same format
- Explore the archive — by field, age, era, and subject