It was a small gig and I was doing Three Minute Hero, which has a long, held note at the end, and I fell off the stage.
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It was a small gig and I was doing Three Minute Hero, which has a long, held note at the end, and I fell off the stage.
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My paso doble on Strictly Come Dancing would be hard to beat.
Do you have 10 pages? Once, I was dancing in a costume that was like a corset. During a move, the corset ripped and exploded, and I had to carry on doing the number practically in my jockstrap.
I recently had a dramatic fall on stage in Hungary. It was a massive stage – I was miles away from the audience – and I didn’t expect there to be two monitors in the middle of it. I went completely arse over tit and landed on my chin. First, I felt shock, pain, embarrassment, and then I felt lucky that I didn’t break any teeth or bite through my tongue. I asked for an ice pack for my chin, got up and finished the set.
Recently, sending a negative text about a person to that person.
Fizzy like lemonade.
Giving barium enemas. I used to be a radiographer in Coventry.
Nineteen Eighty-Four. I always meant to read it before 1984, and once 1984 had passed I didn’t see the point.
I fell asleep in a room that had an oil heater and it filled with carbon monoxide and, if it hadn’t been for my husband, Terry, I would have died.
My husband snoring.
I was called the N-word in Romford, by someone stepping off a train as I was getting on.
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