Getting my teeth done. I had veneers and it took 18 months.

A £400 Zandra Rhodes dress for the royal premiere of The Railway Children. More recently, a Wurlitzer jukebox for my husband’s birthday.

Three degrees: I paid my kids’ uni fees.

I am a shoe and bag freak. I shelled out for a Chanel handbag on eBay and it was still four figures!

Not having my own chatshow. Yet!

Something that you can’t describe or put in a box. It changes daily and surprises you when you least expect.

As a nice person who always put others before myself. I’d also like my own posthumous tartan.

When I was a kid I was a chambermaid in my family’s hotel, and I once found a strap-on that someone had left behind.

I had a car crash not long after passing my test, driving mates to a club on a Saturday night. Thankfully, everyone was OK – as was my dad about his car, which was a write-off.

Martin Scorsese. I was, let’s say, slightly tactile with him during a Q&A; I was more nervous than I’ve been about anything. I kept tapping his knee, it might even have been bruised by the end.