Most days, I wanted to be Albrecht in the classical ballet Giselle, dancing until I dropped dead.
The Q&A, The Guardian, 25 July 2026 source ↗
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Most days, I wanted to be Albrecht in the classical ballet Giselle, dancing until I dropped dead.
The Q&A, The Guardian, 25 July 2026 source ↗
At three, I knew I was too tall to be a ballerina, so that wasn’t going to happen.
I know that for a very long time my consuming passion, which was confirmed when I contracted TB — I had TB when I was about 12 or so — was I wanted to be a physician and when I got TB I was even more determined. I want to be physician so that I can find a cure for the scourge. And, in fact, I was admitted to medical school. If we had had the funds maybe today I would have been a physician.
A comedian, and I may have achieved that.
I wanted to play for Arsenal. When I have a kick-around with my boy, I still feel as if someone’s going to spot me.
Somebody once told me I was the spitting image of David Cameron.
The other day, when I decided that maybe I had been too harsh on mid-period Sting.
My first holy communion, where my trousers were too big for me and fell down, a circumstance which earned me both the instant contempt of the girls and the heightened interest of the priests. That’s just how it was in 1975.
As a good friend.
For world capitalism to grind to a halt.
My interest in Los Angeles.
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