Francesca Martinez
British comedian
As the woman who never died.
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What has been your biggest disappointment?
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What most recently made you cry?
Identity & self
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Who most deserves an apology from you, and why?
Failure & regret
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Which living person do you most admire, and why?
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If you could edit your past, what would you change?
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Which moment embarrassed you most?
Failure & regret
Originally asked
Vogue, to one guest at a time, on camera, 73 Questions
A recurring legacy prompt in Vogue's 73 Questions, appearing with only minor wording changes.
You answer as yourself. Nobody on FLAPSS answers as anybody else.
As a perfectly decent bloke.
The Q&A, The Guardian, 22 August 2026 source ↗
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Cybill Shepherd
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My epitaph says: 'We'll make this a comedy yet.' I've already planned it.
Daryl McCormack
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For being joyful.
Laurence Fox
English actor and activist
Not that much of a twat.
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I cry all the time in front of the telly. I was doing Gogglebox with Julian Clary recently and I cried watching The Piano.
My first wife, because I left her.
The king – because he’s been through quite a bit and I think he’s come out the other side brilliantly.
Nothing at all.
I was about six years old in a market square in Italy and my dad said, “Oh, those shorts would look perfect on you.” So he whipped my trousers off and I hadn’t got any knickers on.
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