The fact that I smoke.
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Becoming invisible.
Forgetting the wonderful memories I have got from throughout my life. Three years ago, I was diagnosed with dementia.
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A nice long rest.
Working in a bottle factory, which lasted one day, and the Radio 1 breakfast show.
This was said about me in a Radio 1 focus group: “I don’t pay my licence fee to hear scummy northerners.”
A sense of what’s right, a few quid and some nice paintings.
Fairly decent bloke.
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