What is the worst job you have done?

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The Guardian, to a different person each week, The Q&A

The Guardian's long-running Q&A repeatedly asks this standing question, with minor tense variation.

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Recorded Simone Biles said elsewhere, not written here
Picking up dog poop at home: my sister and I used to take turns.

The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 25 February 2017 source ↗

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Sandi Toksvig Danish and British broadcaster, comedian and writer
Working on an assembly line in a plastics factory.
Recorded The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 3 March 2018 source ↗
I had to clean up the sump pump [toilet system] in my house because my sister and I flushed things we shouldn’t have.
Recorded The Q&A, The Guardian, 4 October 2025 source ↗
Martin Compston Scottish actor
There was a period when I did four or five terrible films. My agent said: “Don’t do them.” But it was my month’s rent for a day’s work. One time, my green room was a lorry. It started snowing and it was just me and a plastic chair in the back of an open lorry. It was pretty grim.
Recorded The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 5 March 2022 source ↗
Kevin Rowland British singer
I worked in the stores of Edgware hospital when I was about 17, and it was grey and depressing.
Recorded The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 9 August 2025 source ↗

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