My own books being discounted. Oh, and sharks. The reason we Aussies swim so fast is because something much bigger is always trying to eat us.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 22 June 2024 source ↗
The question
What is your greatest fear?Originally asked
Vanity Fair, to its interview subject, The Proust Questionnaire
The exact prompt is fixed in Vanity Fair's Proust Questionnaire and independently sustained in The Guardian's The Q&A over multiple decades.
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My own books being discounted. Oh, and sharks. The reason we Aussies swim so fast is because something much bigger is always trying to eat us.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 22 June 2024 source ↗
My children ending up anything like me.
That I will suddenly lose my sense of humor, and everyone knows it but me.
Not enough food in the fridge.
Being found out.
Worrying about the faux pas I made earlier that evening. I tend to suffer from foot-in-mouth disease.
Falling in love is like going to the doctor and being told that you need to put on weight. You feel elated.
Not winning any literary prizes.
When the book of my enemy was discounted.
Raising two children. If you can get your kids to adulthood and they’re not voting Tory, doing drugs or collecting Nazi memorabilia, then you deserve a medal.
People who pretend to have perfect marriages. Perfect marriages are like orgasms – many of them are faked.
Jane Asher, Zadie Smith, J.K. Rowling, Margaret Atwood, David Hare, Jack Whitehall
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