Two days as a labourer in my 15th summer.
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Cleaning toilets in a motorway service station.
The only job I quit was, aged about 23, subediting a “men’s” magazine. My job was typing out readers’ pornographic fantasies. I started wishing people would reproduce by splitting down the middle.
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View profile →My tendency to be avoidant.
An inability to be authentic.
In my 20s I was in a show called The Unauthorised Autobiography of Samantha Brown. The actor who played my dad messed up his lines and it made me laugh so hard that I ended up peeing my pants.
I had a casting director once stop me in the middle of an audition and tell me to go wash my face in the bathroom because she felt my makeup was too distracting, but I wasn’t wearing any. It was mortifying. It felt like a power play and I was so young, I didn’t know what to do.
Someone to clean my apartment.
All of the anxious thoughts that you are able to escape during the day that somehow know when you are lying down to relax.
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