Shooting hosiery on top of an iceberg and getting my backside stuck to it.
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Shooting hosiery on top of an iceberg and getting my backside stuck to it.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 1 March 2008 source ↗
After Emmerdale, babysitting. I freaked out – I couldn’t believe people put me in charge of their children.
I worked in the stores of Edgware hospital when I was about 17, and it was grey and depressing.
I was a secret shopper and had to do a lot of bookies – Coral and William Hill – all around London. For 18-year-old me looking all fab it was quite scary going in and saying: “Hiya, can I put £4 on No 7 horse, please?” But you got to keep the money when you won.
It’s also one of the best jobs I’ve done, but two hours in, when everyone’s pissed and ignoring you, hosting the Brit awards can be a tough gig.
Learning to surf - a 6ft frame is a real hindrance for the sport.
The bits that consumed me with guilt.
'Excuse me, madam, you have a thong hanging out of your handbag.'
An emergency landing in a snow storm in Philadelphia.
Appearing on a Paris catwalk in a beard.
A chef would be nice.
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