The fact that I’m a vampire.
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Wondering if I've turned the gas off.
Not much. Given that I’m up and active most mornings around 5am, I’ve had enough of everything by 9pm.
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The realisation that I am no longer young.
To the Scissor Sisters. Back in the day, I could be an absolute monster; I was a real asshole.
A Henry Darger painting. Sadly, I lost it in the divorce, but it was a great parting gift.
Five years ago, a concrete plug, a little bigger than a baseball, fell off a building on Hollywood Boulevard when I was riding in an open convertible. It shattered the windshield. It really shook me. I still have it on my mantel.
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