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The Q&A, The Guardian, 11 October 2025 source ↗
A bed from Savoir Beds. People spend loads of money on cars, but spend more of their lives sleeping than driving. The maths is wrong, if you ask me.
My electric car: it’s a hybrid Cadillac.
Art. I recently bought a Sean Scully painting, I have a Damien Hirst, a Tracey Emin, a Polly Morgan snake and a couple of Jonathan Yeos.
A Banksy painting.
I’m a classic remoaner.
Aggression. Anger. Rudeness. Intolerance. Lack of understanding. Pretty much your average day on X.
I used to give a fantastic talk about Frankenstein and Dracula, but I’ve never been able to finish either book.
I can be horribly smug and conceited, and yet always in the back of my mind is the thought that things could go terribly wrong at any moment.
I’ve shat myself in public three times. It’s never quite as bad as you fear.
Middle-class wanker.
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